The Snap Count Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Swift's stadium. Only over Swift.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Swift's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Swift scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.