The Stuffed Run Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- The broadcast shows Swift on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Swift is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Swift's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.