The Fumble Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- A mysterious flag erases Swift's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Swift's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.