The Phantom Flag Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.