The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Jones will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
77%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Jones, Jones, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.