The Overthrow Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.