The Kneel-Down Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Jones gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.