The Checkdown Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Jones throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
80%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.