The Late Scratch Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Jones takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
92%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.