The Sideline-Scold Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones's stadium. Only over Jones.
83%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.