The Late Scratch Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Jones gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.