The Hamstring Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
- Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
85%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.