The Pick-Six Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
- Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
79%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
Jones, Jones, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.