The Sack Spiral Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- The play clock hits zero on Jones four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Jones's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.