The Mystery Tweak Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.