The Bad Snap Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.