The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Jones will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
90%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Jones, Jones, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.