The Pick-Six Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.