The Checkdown Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Jones takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
79%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.