The Sack Spiral Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
80%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.