The Sideline-Scold Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones's stadium. Only over Jones.
- Jones is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.