The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Jones goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.