The Phantom Flag Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jones's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.