The Sack Spiral Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.