The Checkdown Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Jones, the end zone is a rumor.
92%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
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- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Tyler Warren
FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.