The Sack Spiral Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Ref: "Number Jones, that's a flag." Jones: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Jones scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.