The Overthrow Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Jones gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.