The Pick-Six Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Jones four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jones's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.