The Phantom Flag Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
76%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.