The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Jones: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Jones tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.