The Sideline-Scold Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jones's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.