The Sideline-Scold Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Jones: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Every deep ball Jones throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
76%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.