The Late Scratch Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The play clock hits zero on Jones four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.