The Overthrow Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Jones leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
72%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.