The Hamstring Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones's stadium. Only over Jones.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Jones, that's a flag." Jones: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.