The Checkdown Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Jones takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
87%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Jones, Jones, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.