The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The play clock hits zero on Jones four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
92%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jones's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.