The Late Scratch Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Ref: "Number Jones, that's a flag." Jones: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jones drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.