The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mooney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.