The Inch-Short Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“The broadcast shows Mooney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mooney, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.