The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Mooney gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
74%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Mooney, Mooney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.