The Late Scratch Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Ref: "Number Mooney, that's a flag." Mooney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mooney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.