The Shadow Coverage Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Ref: "Number Mooney, that's a flag." Mooney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Mooney, Mooney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.