The Snap Count Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Mooney was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mooney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mooney, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.