The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“The broadcast shows Mooney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mooney is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
74%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mooney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.