The Inch-Short Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- The QB looks at Mooney exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Mooney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Mooney scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.