The Late Scratch Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mooney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Mooney, Mooney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.