The Dropped Pass Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mooney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.