The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mooney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.