The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mooney gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mooney's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.